Thursday, August 10, 2006

What Do People Blog About on a Daily Basis?

I would love to blog daily but my life is just not that damn exciting. My blog would go as follows:

Got up at 11am. Did some school work. Made something to eat. Watched some TV. Talked on messenger. Did some more school work. Went to bed.

If I was extremely motivated that day I may even throw in a "I went to the gym". Doesn't happen often, but once in a while. I'm actually kind of excited to go back to work in a couple of weeks. I am sure that will wear off when I actually go back to work and the reality sets in! I guess in the meantime, I'll talk about the most exciting thing that I do....watch movies. Woo hoo (don't you wish you were me?)

Well today was as uneventful as the last. I watched the Ringer yesterday. That movie is funny but at the same time, I feel really bad for laughing at mentally challenged people. I am not sure how this movie came into being. There are at least 20 actually developmentally disabled people in this movie but it's a comedy. Who the hell allowed this to happen? I guess it's a learning experience for Johnny Knoxville because the mentally challenged people become his "friends" at the end of the movie but he starts out by doing a really poor imitation of them. I'm glad that Johnny could take some time out of his busy schedule of tattooing a likeness of himself on his back and shooting rockets out of his ass to bring us this heart-felt classic, but which guardians let their mentally challenged children be in this movie to be laughed at by millions?

I also watched the Blue Lagoon the other day. I remembered liking that movie way more than I did when I watched it the other day. You know that this movie had to have been made a while ago because there are full-on naked children in this movie when that run around the island. I am talking tatas and ding-dongs, naked. Nowadays, there is no way that any person, under 18, would be allowed to be naked in a movie, unless it was child porn. I swear the pedophiles of the 80s must have cursed the day their Betamax fizzled and they could no longer watch their precious Blue Lagoon. They must have rejoiced when it came out on DVD. One thing that struck me a weird in the movie is that Brooke Shield's character notices that she is bleeding from her cookie one day (aka she is becoming a woman) and she tries and hides it from her cousin (who she proceeds to have a baby with later in the movie - but don't let me get started on that) but doesn't know why because they didn't have sex ed in school back in the time period this movie was set in. She emerges from the pool where the incident occurred and apparently her "bleeding" is done. It is not mentioned for the rest of the movie. I have never, in my life, heard of a girl who gushes from her hoo-hoo for 5 minutes than never does it again. I could only wish for such a blessing!

Well on tap for the next few days is perhaps more sleeping and I might go see "Talladega Nights" sometime this weekend. I am planning on going to Edmonton (home of the largest mall in the world) this weekend to visit a couple of friends (one of which just recently abandoned me in Cowtown and moved there). I can't wait to go to the first Abercrombie & Fitch in Canada and look at some stuff and then scramble through the dark, with my arms out, in dark-ass Hollister and find the same thing for $20 cheaper. I also wouldn't mind visiting some of my old favorite bars from my University days (as noted in the last post they ended so long ago - last year!) Also, tomorrow I will most likely go for a drink with my friend, who is back from California, where she is currently working as a genetic counselor. I haven't seen her in like a whole 2 months (god knows how she affords to come back so frequently?) Have a good weekend!!!

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